Review of Made in Chelsea: NYC Episode 2

Hello lovelies, I really enjoyed reviewing the first episode of the new Made in Chelsea series so I'm back again to do the second episode! Exciting stuff.

First episode was quite plain, quite what you expect on the first episode of a series. Wasn't bad - but it wasn't rimmed with excitement... HOWEVER episode two looked very promising for some juiciness from the preview of the episode. Billies date with Spencer, Alex coming to New York, the double date with Louise and Rosie... Yes I am mentally ready for this! Buzzing.

I'll start of with the Cheska and Fran news, as I didn't mention them at all in my last post. They're leaving New York already? Oh well. #sorrynotsorry I find them both quite bland. Next!

Louise's date with Alik and Rosie's blind date with Jules...

Well this date was definitely Made in Chelsea style... all shades of awkward! Louise really should have went out with Alik on her own. When Alik comes out with that their both beautiful I cringed sooo much at that, then they both giggled and blushed like school girls after he said it, cringe x2. You can tell us Brits aren’t used to guys like that! Then Rosie made the date a bit interview esque... Oh god Rosie, why? Don't just throw questions like that out there just be natural lksjlkjdflf. Rosie's approach to men really cringes me out. Like last episode about the Yoga instructor “I felt his dick on my back” “I really needed that” ...I really don’t think she’s had a man in her life since Hugo cheated on Millie with her, which still makes no sense at all... Plus I noticed Binky squinting a little as Rosie spoke about Jules to her and Louise, I'm feeling you Binks xo

Jules and Lucy....

Oh my god I was literally saying in my last post that I hope there’s a new guy for her! What makes it juicer is that it's at the expense of Rosie… My first thought when she *happened* to end up sitting on the bench next to Jules… that it was horribly set up - oh my god, they wouldn't be randomly filming Jules just sat on a bench for Lucy to magically turn up and sit next to him… WOULDN'T SHE WONDER WHY HE HAD A CAMERA IN-FRONT OF HIM, WITH THE CREW OF MADE IN CHELSEA BEHIND THAT CAMERA. Ahhhhhhhhh.

Then at the party for Cheska and Fran leaving New York to return to Chelsea - Rosie's eyes were so wide open really reaaaally listening to Jules' every word, ugh. And she was gushing like a school girl, stop stop please. AHH. Then when he went over to Lucy. Her face, oh my God. Golden. Lucy's so much smoother around guys than Rosie, no wonder it looks like Jules prefers Lucy…

Urgh Billie.

I liked the look of her in the first episode like "yay, new person" but she quickly turned that around this episode. It was suggested her and Stevie should go to the Statue of Liberty by Proudlock as neither of them had been before... then she goes with Spencer. Oh hell no! Look at Spencer's hair though. 

ALEX COMING TO NEW YORK

Totally unfair on Binky. He knows they've broken up, why is he making it his priority to still try to see her normally and not letting her move on with her life and approach him as friends when she’s ready. WHY DID SHE GO TO MEET HIM ANYWAY. I know Jamie's news cleared things up that Alex is still a player but she still went before that... Silly Binks, was so happy to see her walk away though when she saw him leaving at the airport! But wow, the Tara news. I was half right in my last post about what Alex could have done to upset Jamie! It wasn't an orgy BUT it did involve Alex's penis... Why does he cause so much drama with that one body part, bleh.

NEXT TIME
Binky's Birthday Surprise!! Oooooo!
Jules, being a PLAYA. Tut, tut, tut... True to your word you say?
Billie and Stevie's date... Another American PLAYA. I reckon neither of them will get with her, I think she just likes attention.

Oh and Stephanie Pratt rumoured to be doing Celebrity Big Brother... Personally not a fan of Big Brother but that means she would be returning to England? Oh please reunite her and Stevie, they were so god damn CUTE. I give them the award of the best functioning couple to have ever starred on Made in Chelsea. Stuff Billie!!!

Brill photoshopping by me xoxoxoxox

Emma xo